When I was still teaching I would regularly teach poetry lessons and in doing so was inspired to write a few poems of my own. So, as it's National Poetry Day, here's one of them.
A Thousand Hairy Cannibals
by Jonathan Green
A thousand hairy cannibals
Went running through the zoo.
They gobbled up the animals
Then ate each other too.
(c) Jonathan Green, 2010
Which reminds me of a joke.
Two cannibals are sitting in the jungle eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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