Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday, 29 April 2019

Monday, 4 March 2019

Monday, 10 September 2018

Thought for the Day

"Okay, writing advice. Best piece of writing advice I ever had was "Use words." This saved me a lot of trouble. I'd tried to write a short story using some cucumber slices and the skeletised spine of a vole, but the pacing was off, the plot dull, and the characters smelled weird."

Monday, 23 July 2018

Thought for the Day

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
~ Lemony Snicket

Monday, 9 July 2018

Thought for the Day

"There should be a circle of hell for writers' in-jokes."

~ Dave Morris, gamebook author

Thursday, 6 October 2016

National Poetry Day 2016

In honour of National Poetry Day...

Seamus Heaney: "I saw a frog." 
Ted Hughes: "I saw a frog and it was dead."
Edgar Allen Poe: "I saw a frog and she was dead." 
Sylvia Plath: "I saw a frog and I am dead." 
Samuel Beckett: "I saw a frog and it was God." 
Siegfried Sassoon: "I've seen Hell and it's a frog." 
Spike Milligan: "Nig nag nog, I saw a frog." 
William Shakespeare: "Verily I saw a frog." 
T.S. Eliot: "Do I dare to see a frog?" 
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: "I hallucinated a frog." 
Lord Byron: "I'm p****d as a newt!"

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Tie-in Tuesday: Shakespeare Week - Beware the Ides of March!


Shakespeare Vs Cthulhu ties together two of the biggest franchises I have ever worked on, and I am fortunate to have some rather big names working on it with me.

The completed tales that will be appearing inside the anthology include...
  • Something Rotten, by Adrian Tchaikovsky
  • Exit, Pursued By...?, by James Lovegrove
  • #Tempest, by Jan Siegel
  • A Tiger's Heart, A Player's Hide, by Josh Reynolds
  • Star Crossed Lovers, by Jonathan Oliver
  • A Madness Most Discreet, by Michael Carroll
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Graham McNeill
  • Once More Unto the Breach, by C L Werner
  • A Reckoning, by Guy Haley

On another note, did you know that the Ides of March also mark the anniversary of the death of H P Lovecraft? I tell you, you couldn't make it up...


Monday, 27 July 2015

Thought for the Day

For anyone who's ever said "I want to be a writer" but never actually gets round to writing anything.