Today was my mum's birthday, so Family Green took her out for lunch. When we arrived at the pub my son excitedly pointed out the barmaid and the tattoo on her left arm. It was of a Moshi Monster.
When the same barmaid served us our drinks at the table, my wife told her how impressed the children were with her tattoo to which she replied. "Yeah, they're really cool. My little brother gave me this."
At that point my mum pipes up and says, "My son writes for them you know!" At which point the poor girl proceeded to have a bit of a fan-gasm.
Happy Birthday, Mum.